My primary means of torture consists of looking a ton of crap up online... My recent find... A home waxing kit (which actually seems like a heck of a way to further torture myself).
Years of tweezing, salon waxing, and laser hair removal have taught me that I am pretty tough (or maybe just numb) when it comes to de-hair-ifying myself. I'm positive I want to try it on my own, at home. I can't think of a thing I'd rather do than spreading hot wax all over my most sensitive areas and then ripping my hair out.
Hey if I get too chicken to pull the wax strip off, I could always leave it on there. "Janelle, is that toilet paper stuck to your armpit!?" Hey, it'd be great.
I NEED IT! As soon as this dang bet's over, I am SO getting it. :)
i'm sure leroy would be happy to lend a helping hand...er...stump?
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